Thougt of the millenium :
"Always remember MONEY isn't everything,.
but make sure that you've made it a lot before talking such nonsense...!! "
Height of language misuse.. Microbiology Professor says- There are 8 sexually transmitted diseases.U will get atleast one in the practical exam!!
Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My Boss said, Go to hell...
A dumb cat always falls while walking. PROVE THE STATEMENT.
Proof:
The cat is dumb, therefore it cant mew. That means mew (coefficient of friction) is zero. Since there is no friction,the path is slippery hence it slips and falls.
Dis is how u shld thnk to solve V.T.U qtns...
V.T.U- V TORTURE U.
Tears are more special than smiles because you can smile at anyone you like but you cry ONLY for those whom you never want to lose..
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