ThE ENGINEERING PREAMBLE -
We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long, with so little knowledge dat we will one day qualify to do anything with knowing nothing. Be Proud to be an ENGINEER..!
Sardar takes a pressur cooker, nxt day He returns cooker Shopkeeper:Y r u returning it. Sardar says:Ghar me jawan Betiya hai aur ye sala seetiya bajata hai..
Very true--
"The person who likes u more wil trbl u more,bt wen u drop a tear,dey will fight d world2 stop ur tears".Treasure them forever.....
Hasakar rulane wale hum nahi. Dilme basakar bulane wale hum nahi. Chahe mann me jo bi samjo aap, kyunki, dosth bankar dhoka dhene wale hum nahi...
Waqt ke panne palatkar fir wo haseen lamhe jeene ko dil chahta hai Kabhi muskuraya karate the sab dost milkar,unhe sath dekhne ko aj dil taras jata hai....
§mile i§ a §ource to win Heart.
§mile i§ a name of lovely mood.
§mile create§ greatne§§ in per§onality §o §mile alway§...Good morning.... have a nice day.....
Wife runs into home telling,
'Pack your bag honey, I won 10 millions in lottery.
husband: Do I pack for nyc or paris?
Wife: Who cares? Just pack n get lost
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
LJohnny : A teacher
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