Aasma me tum ho,
Samunder me tum ho,
Zami pe tum ho,
Hawa me tum ho,
jaha bhi dekho tum hi ho.
DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti hai"KITANU"har jagah hote hain!!
Guide: I welcom u 2 Niagra falls. Sound intensity is so high dat evn 20 suprsonic jets cnt b hrd. Nw may i requst d ladies 2 b silent so we cn hear d falls.
Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs 1490.74.Your account balance is Rs 1601.93 .
Aaha ! Chehra dekho,jaise bandar ko kela mil gaya....!
WHAT'S FRENSHIP? Wen u cal a persn by a stupd name n nvr by deir own name.. Wen dey alwaz get angry wenevr u tel dm dat u r busy n cant reply.Wen dey tell everything about themselves even if it's embarrassing.. Wen dey cm 2 c u wenever they get a chance, Wen u argue wit each other on stupid thngs n den end up laughng... Celebrate ur frenz. Send dis 2 ur frenz who mean a lot 2 u...
Suspense story : Wen bullet was fired on Dog,Tiger died.. Why?
Think..
Bcoz the
dog's name was tiger..!
PJ OF THE DAY
Auto driver turns at NO ENTRY.
Traffic police sees him BUT does not stop him.
WHY ?
Because Auto Driver was WALKING .....!!
Why did God create Albert Einstein before creating me?
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Ans:God wanted to create a sample piece before creating a masterpiece.
Luv says, 'If u evr need nethng, i'l b there..' whereas, frenship says, ' u'l nvr need nethng, if i'm there...'
What is a SJ?
Simple joke.
Then wht is a Complex joke?
S+iJ.
And why does nobody laugh at a complex joke?
Bcoz the joke part is imaginary.
Determinatn 2 mug up,Cnfidnce 2 copy,
Sincerity in chit Skills,Patience 2 wait til staf goes out.
Courage 2 escape 4m squad.
Is d ONLY WAY 2 clear B.E.
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