I had many options- POISON, SLEEPING PILLS, HANGING BY NECK, JUMPING FRM A BUILDING, COMING UNDER A TRAIN, But. I chose.
ENGINEERING
Tadap Tadap k Marenge.....
Ppl say,
A kind kiss is on d 4head
A sweet kiss on d cheeks
A passionate on lips
A romantic on neck
But seriously d hottest kiss is on
d ironbox!
Try once..:-)
2 men were talking. 1st says : I got married bcoz I was tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry.
2nd : Amazing, I took divorce 4 the same reasons
Teacher - Agar sacche dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai!
Student - Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aap zinda nahi hote......
D 1 who holds ur hand everytime u need support is surely ur Gud frnd bt ur best frnd is d 1 who holds ur hand evn more tightly wen u say Plz leave me alone...
1= u r a nice person.
2= line 1 is true
3= line 2 is false,if line1 is true
4= both 2 & 3 r correct
5= all r wrong. Confused ? Good ! Now confuse others!
MODERN GENERATION : Teacher : Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student : He is the one of great hero who helped Munna Bhai to impress his Girl Friend.... !
To Love some 1 is madness, 2b loved by some 1 is a Gift, Loving some 1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some 1 whom u love is LIFE
Sardar:Express kitne baje hai?
Man: ek baje
Srdr: local?
Man: nau baje
Srdr: malgaadi?
Man: barah baje,apko kaha jaana hai?
Srdr: Rail track cross karni hai..!
A software engineer was smoking.
Girl said,cant u see the warning,smoking is injurious to health.He replied
"We worry only about errors,not warnings"!
Real fact:
Even if all the musicians in the world join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they cannot win over our TEXT BOOKS...!:-D
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