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Thougt of the millenium :

"Always remember MONEY isn't everything,.

but make sure that you've made it a lot before talking such nonsense...!! "





Height of language misuse.. Microbiology Professor says- There are 8 sexually transmitted diseases.U will get atleast one in the practical exam!!




Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My Boss said, Go to hell...


A dumb cat always falls while walking. PROVE THE STATEMENT.
Proof:
The cat is dumb, therefore it cant mew. That means mew (coefficient of friction) is zero. Since there is no friction,the path is slippery hence it slips and falls.
Dis is how u shld thnk to solve V.T.U qtns...

V.T.U- V TORTURE U.





Tears are more special than smiles because you can smile at anyone you like but you cry ONLY for those whom you never want to lose..

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3months of lecture! 3weeks of internal tests!
30days of study!
3hrs of exams!
3mins of correction is wat v call
ONE SEMESTER!
Hapy Semstr exams. "ALL THE BEST".




No special reason 4 tis msg... l jus wnt 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy time & hope 2 make u smile wen l say 3 wrds- "Hey Take Care".




1 sardar road se Ja Raha tha Usne Jhuk kar Road se kuch Utaya aur achanak chillaya...

'HaraamJade Sandas bhi aise karte hai Jaise SAMOSA pada ho!!




Great relationship is about two main things. First is to find out the similarities and the second is to respect the differences..."




'Care' is da main ingredient dat keeps true frnds alive, despite separation, distance & time. Since i can't c u everyday, let my CARE b with u always...



A bird sittin on tree doin nothing...
Rabit thought to do d same n sat on d ground & a wolf came n ate it up...
Moral-To sit & do nothing u need 2 b at d top.



Maths teacher: to a dull boy,
if u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to leena,
3 to tina, 4 to meena,
then what will You get?
Student: 3 Girl friends..!




IINTERESTING FACT:
On sep11,at d day of TWIN TOWER attack,a guy workin at 97th floor,dint go2 office. Instead he was wid his galfrnd far frm city in star hotel.Knowin abt d accident his wife tried2 his mobile many times, But it was switchd off. Later when he switchd on his mob,his wife called him askin"How r u?R u fine?".
For which d guy replied"R u crazy?I m busy workin in my office" this was 1st divorce filed after d accident..
Courtesy-CNN news..



Anger makes tongue works faster than the mind.
Smile makes everything work faster except the tongue..
So control ur anger n smile..it costs nthin..



A Little tune can make u sing,A Little hug can make u feel better,sum little things can make u happy..Hope my Little "Hi" will make U "SMILE".

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Aasma me tum ho,

Samunder me tum ho,

Zami pe tum ho,

Hawa me tum ho,

jaha bhi dekho tum hi ho.

DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti hai"KITANU"har jagah hote hain!!



Guide: I welcom u 2 Niagra falls. Sound intensity is so high dat evn 20 suprsonic jets cnt b hrd. Nw may i requst d ladies 2 b silent so we cn hear d falls.



Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs 1490.74.Your account balance is Rs 1601.93 .







Aaha ! Chehra dekho,jaise bandar ko kela mil gaya....!






WHAT'S FRENSHIP? Wen u cal a persn by a stupd name n nvr by deir own name.. Wen dey alwaz get angry wenevr u tel dm dat u r busy n cant reply.Wen dey tell everything about themselves even if it's embarrassing.. Wen dey cm 2 c u wenever they get a chance, Wen u argue wit each other on stupid thngs n den end up laughng... Celebrate ur frenz. Send dis 2 ur frenz who mean a lot 2 u...




Suspense story : Wen bullet was fired on Dog,Tiger died.. Why?
Think..




Bcoz the





dog's name was tiger..!


PJ OF THE DAY
Auto driver turns at NO ENTRY.
Traffic police sees him BUT does not stop him.
WHY ?








Because Auto Driver was WALKING .....!!





Why did God create Albert Einstein before creating me?
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Ans:God wanted to create a sample piece before creating a masterpiece.



Luv says, 'If u evr need nethng, i'l b there..' whereas, frenship says, ' u'l nvr need nethng, if i'm there...'




What is a SJ?

Simple joke.

Then wht is a Complex joke?

S+iJ.

And why does nobody laugh at a complex joke?

Bcoz the joke part is imaginary.



Determinatn 2 mug up,Cnfidnce 2 copy,
Sincerity in chit Skills,Patience 2 wait til staf goes out.
Courage 2 escape 4m squad.
Is d ONLY WAY 2 clear B.E.

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Time is like a river.U can't step on the same water twice bcoz the glow that has passed will never pass u again.So enjoy every movement of ur life.


D worst thig in life is ''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts wen u lose it. D best thng in life is ''LONELINESS'' bcz it teachs u evrythng n wen u lose it u gt evrythng..


Yesterday is a waste paper. Today is a news paper. Tomorrow is a question paper. Life is a answer paper. So write carefully...good mrng.....:-)



Bus accident happened. A man crying: "O! my hand was cut down". sardar: "Y r u crying, Control urself, Dont cry, see that man, He is dead, Is he crying?




*Miss Meena!



Miss Meena?



Miss Meena,



now u r thinking that


who is Ms Meena,



aarey... Yaar
I m just asking u that..

U miss me na.. Good night



5 lovly words-"i will top my class
4 pleasant words-'I will work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER"... :-)


Today is D Birthday of TOM & JERRY.
In thier memory of wishin plz send this SMS to atleast one CARTOON....
I ve done my job...!! :-)


Aftr sivaji,titanic s now 2b remaked in Tamil wit RAJANIKANT n ASH
But climax s
At d end RAJANI swims acros d sea wit
ASH in 1hand n
TITANIC on other hand.! :-)



Sometime u may catch me staring at u. It is not cos u r cute . My mom told me tht devils have horns n tails .I keep wondering where r URS..?!?!?! Hehehe...



Never kiss a lawyer,she wil say
"I OBJECT THIS" Never kiss a nurse, she wil say
"WHO IS NEXT" Always kiss a teacher, she wil say
"DO IT TEN TIMES"



Cellphone causes radiation....


And it affects Brain.


But U are safe.



'No Brain'.
'No Tension'.



What a lucky person U R ...! ;)




Whats faster than a coin rolling down a steep slope?
















A marwadi running to catch it.;-)



Height of fashion Guess???? ?????????? ????? ??????? ? ??



A 1year baby asking for low waist diaper. . . .

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Sardars light theory:
Moon is more imp than Sun,bcos it gives light at nyt wen light is needed & sun gives light durin d day wen light is not needed..


Super pj:
Wat was d reason for Shahrukh's electrifying performance in Om Shanti Om?










The movie offers only 2 oms of resistance!!



Believe in ur dreams, not ur destiny..
Feed ur faith and starve ur doubts...
Always remember "Tough times never last,but Tough people do"




With my,
1 HEART
2 EYES
7 LITER BLOOD
206 BONES
4.5 MILLION RED CELL
60 TRILLION DNA'S all r wshing u a vry
G=o=o=d
N=i=g=h=t.



Wen i send sms to u,it doesn't mean that u have to do d same.
U can also send fruits,drinks, pizza,choclate
DD,cheques nd evn credit cards are also accepted..!


Trust should b like the feeling that a one year old baby has :
when u throw him in air , he laughs....
...becoz he knows you'll catch him....:-)



Kehte hain ki ishq me nind ud jati hai...
Kehte hain ki ishq me nind ud jati hai...
Kambakht koi humse bhi ishq kare...
Exam hai aur nind bahot aati hai..



The moment you think of giving up, think of t reason why you held so long. 'DO or DIE' is an old saying. 'DO it before you DIE' is the latest
Think over it :-)



Art of Living:
dont make frndz.
If made,dont go close 2 them.
If gone, dont love them.
If loved,dont trust them.
If trusted
then plz.
dont leave them......



Bk fast time pj
Agar Do Pipal Ke Ped Ko Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye To Us Rassi Ko Kya Kahenge?

Socho.








Answer: 'NOKIA':










Connecting Pipal!

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In my drm:v climbed 2gthr 2 heaven.on d way i was tired,u caried me on ur back.wen v reached the gate,
GOD called me "come my child leave ur donkey outside...>"




What is worst than finding a worm in the apple that you have bitten into ???





Finding only half a WORM...!



! Kal ho "aaj" jaisa,
Mahal ho "Taj" jaisa,
Phool ho "Gulab" jaisa,
Aur
Zindagi ke har kadam pe Dost ho...
?
?
oye hello.....

Dost ho "Mere" jaisa..


Dont waste thinking abt ur lost past.

Dont waste time 4 planing ur future.

Better kill some mosquitoes with that time so that u can sleep better.




Never explain yourself to anyone because the person who likes you doesnt need it and the person who dislike you wont believe it.


A typical student flips a coin & thinks....
Heads- will in 2 sleep.
Tails- will watch a movie.
Stands- will listen music.
Stays in air- will study


Since we met..thr hv been so many times..
I disturbd u
Irritatd u
Frustatd u
Troubld u
2day i hv msgd jst 2say..




"i'll continue"



Learn to write ur pains on the sand where winds of joy can erase it away.

Carve your happines in stone where even rain cannot dare to wash it away.



Teacher was teaching population control.
She said "every 10 seconds a lady is giving birth in india".

Sardar says "we must find that lady & kill her."!

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that v feel when v meet them but the emptiness we feel when they r not around us.:-)


Wo aayi,
Hum dekhte rahe,
Wo muskurayi,
Hum chup rahe,
Wo bolti rahi Hum sune nahi,
jab Wo chali gayi Hum chillaye



"Mam,Mam, attendance"!


Being a Friend isnt easy bcoz its nt jus abt sharing a Joke,a conversation,a cup of Coffee or story.It means sharing d most honest & true part of Urself..


Never believe what the lines on ur hand predict about ur future, bcoz people who do not have hands also have a future... Belive in urslf.

I know U kicked lions face, U pulled tiger tail, U broke cheeta's leg, U threw elephants,, After that Wat happen?--> Toy shop owner kicked U out of the shop


When u have lost all the hopes remember 3 things in u r life.
1) i am with u.
2) u hav got money
3) the bar is open
lets go!!

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I had many options- POISON, SLEEPING PILLS, HANGING BY NECK, JUMPING FRM A BUILDING, COMING UNDER A TRAIN, But. I chose.
ENGINEERING





Tadap Tadap k Marenge.....




Ppl say,
A kind kiss is on d 4head
A sweet kiss on d cheeks
A passionate on lips
A romantic on neck
But seriously d hottest kiss is on

d ironbox!
Try once..:-)




2 men were talking. 1st says : I got married bcoz I was tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry.

2nd : Amazing, I took divorce 4 the same reasons



Teacher - Agar sacche dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai!
Student - Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aap zinda nahi hote......





D 1 who holds ur hand everytime u need support is surely ur Gud frnd bt ur best frnd is d 1 who holds ur hand evn more tightly wen u say Plz leave me alone...



1= u r a nice person.

2= line 1 is true
3= line 2 is false,if line1 is true

4= both 2 & 3 r correct

5= all r wrong. Confused ? Good ! Now confuse others!




MODERN GENERATION : Teacher : Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student : He is the one of great hero who helped Munna Bhai to impress his Girl Friend.... !



To Love some 1 is madness, 2b loved by some 1 is a Gift, Loving some 1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some 1 whom u love is LIFE


Sardar:Express kitne baje hai?
Man: ek baje
Srdr: local?
Man: nau baje
Srdr: malgaadi?
Man: barah baje,apko kaha jaana hai?
Srdr: Rail track cross karni hai..!


A software engineer was smoking.
Girl said,cant u see the warning,smoking is injurious to health.He replied
"We worry only about errors,not warnings"!



Real fact:

Even if all the musicians in the world join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they cannot win over our TEXT BOOKS...!:-D

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ThE ENGINEERING PREAMBLE -
We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long, with so little knowledge dat we will one day qualify to do anything with knowing nothing. Be Proud to be an ENGINEER..!


Sardar takes a pressur cooker, nxt day He returns cooker Shopkeeper:Y r u returning it. Sardar says:Ghar me jawan Betiya hai aur ye sala seetiya bajata hai..


Very true--
"The person who likes u more wil trbl u more,bt wen u drop a tear,dey will fight d world2 stop ur tears".Treasure them forever.....


Hasakar rulane wale hum nahi. Dilme basakar bulane wale hum nahi. Chahe mann me jo bi samjo aap, kyunki, dosth bankar dhoka dhene wale hum nahi...



Waqt ke panne palatkar fir wo haseen lamhe jeene ko dil chahta hai Kabhi muskuraya karate the sab dost milkar,unhe sath dekhne ko aj dil taras jata hai....


§mile i§ a §ource to win Heart.
§mile i§ a name of lovely mood.
§mile create§ greatne§§ in per§onality §o §mile alway§...Good morning.... have a nice day.....


Wife runs into home telling,
'Pack your bag honey, I won 10 millions in lottery.
husband: Do I pack for nyc or paris?
Wife: Who cares? Just pack n get lost


Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
LJohnny : A teacher

Procedure for installing MENU/ICONS.for K790/k800i for CID49/51/52

Before we start we need to download XS++ software which is required for flashing

NEW USB Drivers: http://rapidshare.com/files/101417954/USBFlashnew.rar

sample menu/icon pack: http://www.4shared.com/file/21446534/d4596087/Menu_Vista_Zeon.html

Make a New Directory named SE on C drive of your HDD.
Unzip USB drivers to this directory and also Unzip XS++ to SE directory.
So now SE folder will have two folders, one having USB drivers and other having XS++ Software. C:\SE\USBFlashnew and C:\SE\XS++

Remove SIM Card and don’t turn on your Phone

1. First we need to install USB DRIVERS:Make sure your battery is charged to 100% and you have taken backup of your phone (contacts, sms, etc).
2. Re-Insert battery in phone. Don’t turn on your Phone.
3. Insert USB cable, one which you got with Box pack. i.e. DCU-60 cable in to USB port of PC
4. Open XS++ and click START button
5. Now with in 30 Seconds you have to do following things
6. First Keep C button pressed on your Phone and insert other end of USB cable to phone.
7. Now don’t release C button unless you see “Install New Hardware Window”. Once seen, you can release C button. You may get an error window from XS++, just ignore it.
8. On New Hardware window choose Manual driver installation window and install NEW USB drivers located in C:\SE\USBFlashnew. Ignore any windows warning if you get.
9. Once done close XS++ remove USB cable form phone.
10. Thus we have finished installing new drivers for USB and this is one time process.
11. remove USB cable from phone
12. unzip all files and copy it to the given path C:\XS++\files_to_upload\tpa\preset\system\menu (ALL FILES OF ICON{it may be 12 or 24} AND ONE menu.ml WILL GO HERE).....
13. (NOW COPY YOUR layout.xml HERE) C:\XS++\files_to_upload\tpa\system\layout
14. (COPY YOUR THEME FILE xyz.THM HERE) C:\XS++\files_to_upload\tpa\user\theme
15. Please create the folders with same name and in small case as above if any of folders is missing.
16. Repeat step 2, 4, 5, 6.Dont release C button unless you see Info of your Phone on left side of XS++.
17. Check Customize File System on XS++ ....right side
18. Click Settings(at bottom) on XS++... right side
19. Click to BreakXS, and then Click on FSX at bottom
20. This will take you to next window, their click Start FSX.
21. New drivers will be installed to your phone.
    

Once the process is complete you will see a MSG on left side of XS++. And now it’s safe to unplug your phone and close XS++. Enjoy your new menu and icons



It is not necessary that ur menu/icon pack contains layout.xml and xyz.THM files


Above process is safe and even if your phone gets unplugged / restarts or power goes off then close XS++ and repeat from step 12.

Please do it at your own risk and I am not responsible for any damage caused to your phone.

Procedure for installing audio drivers in K790i/k800i.

Before we start we need to download XS++ software which is required for flashing, NEW USB drivers and sound drivers.

You can download from here:
USB Drivers: http://rapidshare.com/files/101417954/USBFlashnew.rar
Make a New Directory named SE on C drive of your HDD.
Unzip USB drivers to this directory and also Unzip XS++ to SE directory.
So now SE folder will have two folders, one having USB drivers and other having XS++ Software. C:\SE\USBFlashnew and C:\SE\XS++

Remove SIM Card and don’t turn on your Phone

First we need to install USB DRIVERS:
1. Make sure your battery is charged to 100% and you have taken backup of your phone (contacts, sms, etc).
2. Re-Insert battery in phone. Don’t turn on your Phone.
3. Insert USB cable, one which you got with Box pack. i.e. DCU-60 cable in to USB port of PC
4. Open XS++ and click START button
5. Now with in 30 Seconds you have to do following things
6. First Keep C button pressed on your Phone and insert other end of USB cable to phone.
7. Now don’t release C button unless you see “Install New Hardware Window”. Once seen, you can release C button. You may get an error window from XS++, just ignore it.
8. On New Hardware window choose Manual driver installation window and install NEW USB drivers located in C:\SE\USBFlashnew. Ignore any windows warning if you get.
9. Once done close XS++ remove USB cable form phone.
10.Thus we have finished installing new drivers for USB and this is one time process.
11. remove USB cable from phone


12. unzip all files from W880i to C:\SE\XS++\ files_to_upload\ifs\settings\acoustic
13. Please create the folders with same name and in small case as above if any of folders is missing.
14. So now we have sound drivers from w880i folder copied in to C:\SE\XS++\ files_to_upload\ifs\settings\acoustic this acoustic folder will have all files n no folder of w880i. u just need to copy files.....
15. Repeat step 2, 4, 5, 6.Dont release C button unless you see Info of your Phone on left side of XS++.
16. Check Customize File System on XS++ ....right side
17 Click Settings(at bottom) on XS++... right side
18. Click to BreakXS, and then Click on FSX at bottom
19. This will take you to next window, their click Start FSX.
20. New drivers will be installed to your phone.
21. Once the process is complete you will see a MSG on left side of XS++. And now it’s safe to unplug your phone and close XS++.

Above process is safe and even if your phone gets unplugged / restarts or power goes off then close XS++ and repeat from step 12.

Please do it at your own risk and I am not responsible for any damage caused to your phone.

Any doubts are always welcomed.

nokia as web cam

flycam is a software by which you can use ur nokia s60 mobiles as webcam using bluetooth
it works fine with phone Nokia 6600,7610,6630,6680,6670
link http://rapidshare.com/files/99607460/ETI.FlyCam.v1.01.S60.manoj.rar

cool themes for sony ericsson

this is my first blog ever
here im giving download link for my themes collections
download link http://rapidshare.com/files/99565508/theme-manoj.rar.html
supported phone se k790i,800i,810i