modern ramayan

ARamayan
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his
queensgave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.
His brothers, however,were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he marriedprincess'C'ta.
12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by
DOS-ratfor a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation
of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be
INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this
crueland unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed,
power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN
withhim. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest
was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of
LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,
politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURSE CODE of her distress,
she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where
RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM
deep into the forest. Finally,tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who,with
his last breath,cried outdesperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's
aid. Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and
changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka. RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING
for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest. They made friendship with the
forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor
Ha-NEUMAN.SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use
powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS
SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE'
the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB CRAWLERS'( insects) and
triedto 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO'
but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES.Several other SEARCH
techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used
it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN
DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN
found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID
(ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta
believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS§OK MESSAGE to RAM.
Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and
criedto DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread
chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE
from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the
battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a
powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X
gradientsand REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth. After the battle,
RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other
USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily ever
after.