SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY:
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent classroom exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, automatic closure of eyes
PATHOGENESIS: Mild closing of eyes, short handwriting, loss of consciousness
TREATMENT: not yet invented..,
PREVENTION: Bunk class !!
Dear costumer, you are requested to switch off your mobile to avoid any freezing injuries bcoz sender of this msg is a damm COOL person!!!
What is the difference between talent and intelligence?
Walking on a tight rope above jog falls is talent.
Not trying is intelligence!
SHAYARI by sardar:
khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha raste pe ja ke dheka to khidki me koi nahi tha..
Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless. Move oN and achieve the impossibilities.
A strong n positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing Bcoz, life is 10% how u make it,n 90% How u take it--
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