daily sms-20

Police:R u married ?
Santa:Yes with a woman
Police(Angrily):Of course,Did u hear any one marring a Man?
Santa:Yes, My Sister;-)



Either WALK as If U
RULE the WORLD


OR


WALK as If U
DONT MIND
WHO THE HELL
RULES the WORLD.!
Thats called

=ATTITUDE=




Fact of clasroom: Jab profesor tumhe class se bahar nikale TO SAMAJ LO KI
TARAKKI KAR RAHE HO.
He might be afraid that u know more than him! Always B+ve yaar..good evening




Fantastic Quote abt LIFE:- Everythin Is "Prewritten" & Nothin can be "Re-Written"!
SO LIVE THE BEST & LEAVE THE REST!!.



Fantastic pj 4 u
IF a man has 3 sons & his 2nd son's name is pintu, what wud b da other sons' names ?


dimag laga




ans is simple

pin 1 & pin 3..




GOLDEN WORDS FOR LIFE TIME ...." The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands u...,
it is when u dont understand urself..."good morning :-)