daily sms-12

Hey.results r out.I'M SERIOUS.jus checked d net,god.its sad.they hav screwed everyone,its so bad.





next time before buying a sikkim state lottery,b careful..



In my drm:v climbed 2gthr 2 heaven.on d way i was tired,u caried me on ur back.wen v reached the gate,
GOD called me
"come my child leave ur donkey outside...>"


Shift 8
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alpha sin
Shift 3
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shift 9






confused ??Take out your scientific calculator(fx-991ms n above) and type it...;-)




Very true--
"The person who likes u more wil trbl u more,bt wen u drop a tear,dey will fight d world2 stop ur tears".Treasure them forever.....



Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
LJohnny : A teacher




Thief with knife : Tera paisa nikal.!
Man : Do you know who I am.?
I'm P.Chidambaram the Finance Minister
Thief : Acchha...??? To phir MERA paisa nikal.



Ppl say,
A kind kiss is on d 4head
A sweet kiss on d cheeks
A passionate on lips
A romantic on neck
But seriously d hottest kiss is on

d ironbox!
Try once..:-)