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Finally its happened!

BEER is now cheaper than PETROL!
"DRINK" don't DRIVE :


Each msg u send me nite or day keeps my lonelines away. So there is 1 thng i wanna say-"Thanks" for makin me part of ur day.
, Tc!




When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why I send it to u



Perfect pj- What is d name of Jackie Chen's mother in law? guess.. think.. nahi jante? mai batau? ok VICKS VAPORAB.. "CHEN KI SAAS.



A New Adition 2 da Periodic Table of Chemical Elements..
Element Name : GIRLS
Symbol : Gl
Atomic Wt : Dont Even Dare 2 Ask.!
Physical Props : Boils at Anything, Can Freeze at Anytime, Melts if Handled wid
Lov & Care, Very Bitter if Mishandled..!
Chemical Props : Very Reactive, Highly Unstable, Possess Strong Affinity 4 Gold,
Platinum, Dimond & Othr Precious Items, Money Reducing Agent, Volatile when
left Alone, Mainly used 2 DESTROY men..



"G"o to bed, "O"ff the light, "O"ut of tension, "D"reams come, "N"ice sleep,
"I"gnore worries, "G"et up earlier, "H"ave a nice day for "T"omorrow
GOOD NIGHT:)