Some oxymorons..
1.How come abbreviated is such a long word?
2.As i said b4,i never repeat myself
3.Clearly misunderstood
4.Exact estimate
5.Plastic glasses
6.Synthetic natural gas
7.New classic
8.Silent scream
9.Small crowd
10.Act naturally
11.Found missing
12.World famous in india
13.Fully empty
Dr: U look exactly like My third wife.
Lady: How Many wives do you have?
Dr: Two...
Moral: Expresz Smart Ideaz, Smartly.
Words cant express what i feel for you.Its also difficult for me to prove.But i know my heart is true when i say i am lucky to have a friend like you...
A SARDAR went 2 cooking contest. when judges came 2 him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhai. Judge asked:kya bana rahe ho?
SARDAR:BAKRA
Wise thought nd a warning 2 al xam appearing students -
DATES IN THE CALENDER ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR. . ! ;-)
Board on Sardar's xerox shop:
"XEROX DONE IN ALL LANGUAGES"..!!
One of the most beautiful words said about life,"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, its the amount of MOMENTS that take your breath AWAY!" Gudmornin...
Phul ki tara haste raho tho hum kush hai,dil kolkar jiya karo tho hum kush hai,ye nahi kehenge ki humse milo,bus yaad kar liya karo tho hum kush hai...... Gd n
D most beautiful thing is 2 c a person smiling & even more beautiful is knowing tat u r d reason behind it.. B a reason 4 other others 2 smile.. Good night :-)
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