daily sms-55

A flirty t-shirt quote :
"Do u believe in love at first sight or should i pass by once again...?"..!;-)




CHEMICAL JOKE!

All Electrons were in a PARTY. Protons attacked dem. A Hero saves dem.
Electrons asked "WHO R U?"
Hero said,








BOND





COVALENT BOND.



Har waqt, har pal mushkilo se takraye...
Do semester kaaton ke raaste pe chalte aaye...
Kahte hai sab k AUTONOMOUS college k students khushnaseeb hai,
Lekin wo chutti hi kya, jo aise bhayanak EXAMS k baad aaye... :-) ;-)



Sternoid Glolargingivia Globardentin. These diseases arise wen teeth is broken. So,keep messaging me. I think u r smart enough to understand.




Divorced Couple arguing for son's custody,Wife:
I gave him birth so he is mine?Husband:
If i put coin in pepsi machine & pepsi comes,is it MINE or MACHINE's.?




Ashwin:Mom,mai Skool nahi jaunga. Ma:kyu?
A: Naukri karunga.
Ma: 4th Class padh kar kya Kaam karoge?
A: 3rd Std ki Ladkiyo ko tution doonga.:-)