Rain is nt nly drps of watr. It's d lov of sky 4earth. Dey nvr meet each othr bt sens lov dis way. Njoy d lov of nature. Hpy Mon...
2 things never get defined in whole life. 1 is LOVE bcz u never knw how deeply ur love loves u. 2nd is FRND coz u never knw how deeply they care abt u:-)...!
My hero,my advisor,my teacher,
2day I thank d person who luvs me more dan life, 'My Dad' & my wishes 2 a persn
who is equaly gr8, 'Ur Dad'.
3 cheers n a very Happy father's day 2 all l0vable dads!!
''Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.''
- Goethe
Today's weather forecast... U will have rains of blessings,winds of joy,fogs of peace,dews of love,snow of happiness and blossoms of God's grace! Good mornin:-)
Teacher: why r u late?
Student:My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Tchr:Cant ur dad do it?
Stdnt:No, only BULL can do it...gud mrning
For all the frenship u share,
for all the ways u care,.
for all the times u are there,
u r special and beyond compare..just wanna say take care... Good night:-)
Khuda ne kaha dosti na kar,
dosti me tu deewana ho jayega.. Meine kaha ae khuda kabhi zamin pe aake mere dost se mil,tu bhi wapas jana bhul jayega...
Gd nite
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
daily sms-58
Some oxymorons..
1.How come abbreviated is such a long word?
2.As i said b4,i never repeat myself
3.Clearly misunderstood
4.Exact estimate
5.Plastic glasses
6.Synthetic natural gas
7.New classic
8.Silent scream
9.Small crowd
10.Act naturally
11.Found missing
12.World famous in india
13.Fully empty
Dr: U look exactly like My third wife.
Lady: How Many wives do you have?
Dr: Two...
Moral: Expresz Smart Ideaz, Smartly.
Words cant express what i feel for you.Its also difficult for me to prove.But i know my heart is true when i say i am lucky to have a friend like you...
A SARDAR went 2 cooking contest. when judges came 2 him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhai. Judge asked:kya bana rahe ho?
SARDAR:BAKRA
Wise thought nd a warning 2 al xam appearing students -
DATES IN THE CALENDER ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR. . ! ;-)
Board on Sardar's xerox shop:
"XEROX DONE IN ALL LANGUAGES"..!!
One of the most beautiful words said about life,"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, its the amount of MOMENTS that take your breath AWAY!" Gudmornin...
Phul ki tara haste raho tho hum kush hai,dil kolkar jiya karo tho hum kush hai,ye nahi kehenge ki humse milo,bus yaad kar liya karo tho hum kush hai...... Gd n
D most beautiful thing is 2 c a person smiling & even more beautiful is knowing tat u r d reason behind it.. B a reason 4 other others 2 smile.. Good night :-)
1.How come abbreviated is such a long word?
2.As i said b4,i never repeat myself
3.Clearly misunderstood
4.Exact estimate
5.Plastic glasses
6.Synthetic natural gas
7.New classic
8.Silent scream
9.Small crowd
10.Act naturally
11.Found missing
12.World famous in india
13.Fully empty
Dr: U look exactly like My third wife.
Lady: How Many wives do you have?
Dr: Two...
Moral: Expresz Smart Ideaz, Smartly.
Words cant express what i feel for you.Its also difficult for me to prove.But i know my heart is true when i say i am lucky to have a friend like you...
A SARDAR went 2 cooking contest. when judges came 2 him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhai. Judge asked:kya bana rahe ho?
SARDAR:BAKRA
Wise thought nd a warning 2 al xam appearing students -
DATES IN THE CALENDER ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR. . ! ;-)
Board on Sardar's xerox shop:
"XEROX DONE IN ALL LANGUAGES"..!!
One of the most beautiful words said about life,"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, its the amount of MOMENTS that take your breath AWAY!" Gudmornin...
Phul ki tara haste raho tho hum kush hai,dil kolkar jiya karo tho hum kush hai,ye nahi kehenge ki humse milo,bus yaad kar liya karo tho hum kush hai...... Gd n
D most beautiful thing is 2 c a person smiling & even more beautiful is knowing tat u r d reason behind it.. B a reason 4 other others 2 smile.. Good night :-)
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Sunday, June 8, 2008
dailysms-57
Finally its happened!
BEER is now cheaper than PETROL!
"DRINK" don't DRIVE :
Each msg u send me nite or day keeps my lonelines away. So there is 1 thng i wanna say-"Thanks" for makin me part of ur day.
, Tc!
When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why I send it to u
Perfect pj- What is d name of Jackie Chen's mother in law? guess.. think.. nahi jante? mai batau? ok VICKS VAPORAB.. "CHEN KI SAAS.
A New Adition 2 da Periodic Table of Chemical Elements..
Element Name : GIRLS
Symbol : Gl
Atomic Wt : Dont Even Dare 2 Ask.!
Physical Props : Boils at Anything, Can Freeze at Anytime, Melts if Handled wid
Lov & Care, Very Bitter if Mishandled..!
Chemical Props : Very Reactive, Highly Unstable, Possess Strong Affinity 4 Gold,
Platinum, Dimond & Othr Precious Items, Money Reducing Agent, Volatile when
left Alone, Mainly used 2 DESTROY men..
"G"o to bed, "O"ff the light, "O"ut of tension, "D"reams come, "N"ice sleep,
"I"gnore worries, "G"et up earlier, "H"ave a nice day for "T"omorrow
GOOD NIGHT:)
BEER is now cheaper than PETROL!
"DRINK" don't DRIVE :
Each msg u send me nite or day keeps my lonelines away. So there is 1 thng i wanna say-"Thanks" for makin me part of ur day.
, Tc!
When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why I send it to u
Perfect pj- What is d name of Jackie Chen's mother in law? guess.. think.. nahi jante? mai batau? ok VICKS VAPORAB.. "CHEN KI SAAS.
A New Adition 2 da Periodic Table of Chemical Elements..
Element Name : GIRLS
Symbol : Gl
Atomic Wt : Dont Even Dare 2 Ask.!
Physical Props : Boils at Anything, Can Freeze at Anytime, Melts if Handled wid
Lov & Care, Very Bitter if Mishandled..!
Chemical Props : Very Reactive, Highly Unstable, Possess Strong Affinity 4 Gold,
Platinum, Dimond & Othr Precious Items, Money Reducing Agent, Volatile when
left Alone, Mainly used 2 DESTROY men..
"G"o to bed, "O"ff the light, "O"ut of tension, "D"reams come, "N"ice sleep,
"I"gnore worries, "G"et up earlier, "H"ave a nice day for "T"omorrow
GOOD NIGHT:)
Friday, June 6, 2008
daily sms-56
Ekbar Devdas ne apni Paro ke ghar ke samne susu kar diya.Poochne par Devdas ne kaha-'MOHABBAT MEIN DIL AISA TUTA KE ANSU NE APNA RAASTA HI BADAL DALA !
Wonderfull Air!
Beautifull Moon!
Shining Stars!
Excellent Dream!
these all are Waiting in your Door.
They want to say you GoodNight...
Sweet dreams
Next year der will be PAKISTAN PREMIER LEAGUE same as IPL
bt only one difference is the
CHEER GIRLS WILL BE WEARING BURKHA..!!;-)
Smile in Pleasure. Smile in Pain. Smile when trouble pours like Rain. Smile when sum1 Hurts U. Smile becoz SOMEONE "ALWAYS" Loves to see u. Smiling!!
Ek SARDDAR tha.. Uske paas 1 kawva(crow) tha.. Wo bahot mulayam (soft) tha.. To usne apne kawve ka naam kya rakha hoga ?? ?? ¿Mi~cro~soft ¿
V d enginrs cn do nythng:
eg:-
Prove 1=2.
Soln:
Let x=y
Then v can write
2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2=1
Charlie Chaplin says::-Life laughs @ us wn v r unhappy,Lifesmiles @ us wn vr
happyBut,Life salutes us wn vmake others happy.
Good morning have a nice day.
Wonderfull Air!
Beautifull Moon!
Shining Stars!
Excellent Dream!
these all are Waiting in your Door.
They want to say you GoodNight...
Sweet dreams
Next year der will be PAKISTAN PREMIER LEAGUE same as IPL
bt only one difference is the
CHEER GIRLS WILL BE WEARING BURKHA..!!;-)
Smile in Pleasure. Smile in Pain. Smile when trouble pours like Rain. Smile when sum1 Hurts U. Smile becoz SOMEONE "ALWAYS" Loves to see u. Smiling!!
Ek SARDDAR tha.. Uske paas 1 kawva(crow) tha.. Wo bahot mulayam (soft) tha.. To usne apne kawve ka naam kya rakha hoga ?? ?? ¿Mi~cro~soft ¿
V d enginrs cn do nythng:
eg:-
Prove 1=2.
Soln:
Let x=y
Then v can write
2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2=1
Charlie Chaplin says::-Life laughs @ us wn v r unhappy,Lifesmiles @ us wn vr
happyBut,Life salutes us wn vmake others happy.
Good morning have a nice day.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
daily sms-55
A flirty t-shirt quote :
"Do u believe in love at first sight or should i pass by once again...?"..!;-)
CHEMICAL JOKE!
All Electrons were in a PARTY. Protons attacked dem. A Hero saves dem.
Electrons asked "WHO R U?"
Hero said,
BOND
COVALENT BOND.
Har waqt, har pal mushkilo se takraye...
Do semester kaaton ke raaste pe chalte aaye...
Kahte hai sab k AUTONOMOUS college k students khushnaseeb hai,
Lekin wo chutti hi kya, jo aise bhayanak EXAMS k baad aaye... :-) ;-)
Sternoid Glolargingivia Globardentin. These diseases arise wen teeth is broken. So,keep messaging me. I think u r smart enough to understand.
Divorced Couple arguing for son's custody,Wife:
I gave him birth so he is mine?Husband:
If i put coin in pepsi machine & pepsi comes,is it MINE or MACHINE's.?
Ashwin:Mom,mai Skool nahi jaunga. Ma:kyu?
A: Naukri karunga.
Ma: 4th Class padh kar kya Kaam karoge?
A: 3rd Std ki Ladkiyo ko tution doonga.:-)
"Do u believe in love at first sight or should i pass by once again...?"..!;-)
CHEMICAL JOKE!
All Electrons were in a PARTY. Protons attacked dem. A Hero saves dem.
Electrons asked "WHO R U?"
Hero said,
BOND
COVALENT BOND.
Har waqt, har pal mushkilo se takraye...
Do semester kaaton ke raaste pe chalte aaye...
Kahte hai sab k AUTONOMOUS college k students khushnaseeb hai,
Lekin wo chutti hi kya, jo aise bhayanak EXAMS k baad aaye... :-) ;-)
Sternoid Glolargingivia Globardentin. These diseases arise wen teeth is broken. So,keep messaging me. I think u r smart enough to understand.
Divorced Couple arguing for son's custody,Wife:
I gave him birth so he is mine?Husband:
If i put coin in pepsi machine & pepsi comes,is it MINE or MACHINE's.?
Ashwin:Mom,mai Skool nahi jaunga. Ma:kyu?
A: Naukri karunga.
Ma: 4th Class padh kar kya Kaam karoge?
A: 3rd Std ki Ladkiyo ko tution doonga.:-)
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
daialy sms-54
Do U know which is the best part of life..?
"When ur family understands u as a friend..,
&
Ur friends support u as ur family...!
"Anyone who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
- Albert Einstein
Yöü mÄy think thÄt timÉ mÄkÉs pÉöplÉ FORGET, ..büt thÉ löngÉr thÉ timÉ pÉöplÉ spÉnd ÄpÄrt, thÉ löngÉr it mÄkÉs thÉm REMEMBER ÉÄch öthr mörÉ often.. Gudmorning...
A wonderful saying:
"Words r under ur control until you speak them,but you come under their control once you have spoken them"
Take care
gdmörnìn! :-)
2 b born wd a personality is an accidental gift 4m ur parents,
bt 2 die as a personality is an achievement of ur own only. Good morn...
"When ur family understands u as a friend..,
&
Ur friends support u as ur family...!
"Anyone who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
- Albert Einstein
Yöü mÄy think thÄt timÉ mÄkÉs pÉöplÉ FORGET, ..büt thÉ löngÉr thÉ timÉ pÉöplÉ spÉnd ÄpÄrt, thÉ löngÉr it mÄkÉs thÉm REMEMBER ÉÄch öthr mörÉ often.. Gudmorning...
A wonderful saying:
"Words r under ur control until you speak them,but you come under their control once you have spoken them"
Take care
gdmörnìn! :-)
2 b born wd a personality is an accidental gift 4m ur parents,
bt 2 die as a personality is an achievement of ur own only. Good morn...
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
daily sms-53
www.killer.com
Enter da name whom U want 2 kill
me?
sure?
If yes then press down
Access Denied!
Contract is already taken by vtu...;-)
Close Ur Eyes n Think abt Urself,
Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur smile,
Ur looks.
Now open Ur eyes.
Muftt mein HORROR film dekhi na?
Chalo Thnkx Bolo.
Few things cant be understood like Our heart.... We think it beats inside us, but it really beats for someone who is inside it..
Yesterday whole night i was thinking only abt U...
Now i am
thinking of V.
Tomorrow i will definitely think about W,X,Y & Z.:)
HEART TOUCHING QUOTE:"In the whole world you think tat your life is small but somebody who loves you think tat you r the lifE..! Goodmorning!
Memory of a person gets beautiful in the mind just as a leaf kept in a book for a long time. Fear not the departure of GREEN but cherish the arrival of GOLD. Gn
Enter da name whom U want 2 kill
me?
sure?
If yes then press down
Access Denied!
Contract is already taken by vtu...;-)
Close Ur Eyes n Think abt Urself,
Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur smile,
Ur looks.
Now open Ur eyes.
Muftt mein HORROR film dekhi na?
Chalo Thnkx Bolo.
Few things cant be understood like Our heart.... We think it beats inside us, but it really beats for someone who is inside it..
Yesterday whole night i was thinking only abt U...
Now i am
thinking of V.
Tomorrow i will definitely think about W,X,Y & Z.:)
HEART TOUCHING QUOTE:"In the whole world you think tat your life is small but somebody who loves you think tat you r the lifE..! Goodmorning!
Memory of a person gets beautiful in the mind just as a leaf kept in a book for a long time. Fear not the departure of GREEN but cherish the arrival of GOLD. Gn
Sunday, June 1, 2008
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daily sms-52
"Height f missin friends s when u r alone watchin a gang of friends enjoyin in front f U, n U rememberin d past which u spent wit ur friends"i miss yo guys lot
A wonderful saying:
"Words r under ur control until you speak them,but you come under their control once you have spoken them"
Take care
gdmörnìn! :-)
Prof: Define 'SEMINAR'
S:Seminar is a process in which 1 person spoils his sleep 4 days in an effort 2 make others fall in sleep
Law on worry:
If u can solve ur prblm den wat is the need of worryin?
If u cannot solve it den wat is d use of worryin?
Two nice thoughts:
1. Pray as if evrythng depnds on God & work as if evrythng depnds on u
2.To handle urself use ur head & 2 handle othrs,use ur heart.
Bapu bole,sabko vinamrata se MISS U bolne ka
Koi msg nahin karta to usey bhi msg bhejne ka
is se uska hriday parivartan hoga aur 1 din vo bhi apun ko msg karega
A wonderful saying:
"Words r under ur control until you speak them,but you come under their control once you have spoken them"
Take care
gdmörnìn! :-)
Prof: Define 'SEMINAR'
S:Seminar is a process in which 1 person spoils his sleep 4 days in an effort 2 make others fall in sleep
Law on worry:
If u can solve ur prblm den wat is the need of worryin?
If u cannot solve it den wat is d use of worryin?
Two nice thoughts:
1. Pray as if evrythng depnds on God & work as if evrythng depnds on u
2.To handle urself use ur head & 2 handle othrs,use ur heart.
Bapu bole,sabko vinamrata se MISS U bolne ka
Koi msg nahin karta to usey bhi msg bhejne ka
is se uska hriday parivartan hoga aur 1 din vo bhi apun ko msg karega
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