daily sms-67

Sardar:May I come in sir?

Interviewer:Wait please.

Sardhar:75 kg sir!



Whenever u feel lik studying,

go into a room, Jus sit down,
Relax,
TAKE A DEEP BREATH, n
slap urself n say raskal what's this new bad habit


"All Beautiful things start from the heart all bad things start from d mind".
Never let d mind rule ur heart..
Let d heart rule ur mind...


Experienced man says: "The real problem doesnt start wen boy starts looking at a girl, it begins wen she turn n looks back to boy"



Sardarji went to garden to take coconut.he took some amount of cocnt.that garden contains 3 compound & 3 watchman.sardarji give half of coconut to first watchman & 1 give extra.the remainig cocnts half given to 2 watchman &1 give extra.the remaning cocnuts half given to 3 watchman & 1 given to extra.finaly sardarji having 1 cocont.now tell sardarji how many coconut taken?


Mtv joke..
what do u call the band wid all females in it?




FROCK ON... :-)


The best environment day slogan...



'Save Earth, this is the only planet with girls!'