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Rulana har kisi ko ata hai,
Hasaana kisi kisi ko ata hai,
Rula k jo mana le wo sacha yaar hai aur jo rula ke khud b ansu bahaye woh apka pyar hai.........


Santa and banta were fixing a bomb in a car
Santa : Wat would u do if d bomb explodes while fixing?
banta: Dont worry, I have one more



"Learn 2 write ur pains on the sand wer winds of joy can erase it away,
Carve ur hapiness in stone wer even rain can't dare 2 wash it away"

Fool khilkar udas hai,
samandar ko aaj pani ki pyas hai,
ek baar muskura do,
kyonki Ram Gopal Verma ko naye BHOOT ki talash
hai....
please smile...

"Sardar ladki dhekne gaya,aur ladki se pucha,
"Kitne padey ho" Ladki boli "B.A" Sardar bola, Sali, do akshar padi hai aur woh bhi ulta.



Man: Sir my wife is misSing...

Postman:BHAI ye post office hai polic statioN jao...

Man: Sorry sir khusi k mare kuch samajh hee nahi raha.... :-)



Life can give u a hundred reasons 2 cry,but u can give life a thousand reasons 2 smile.B'cz life is 1% how u MAKE IT&99% how u TAKE IT.


British: Do u knw Swimming?
Sardar: No
Brit: Dog is better den u,It Swims
Sar: Do u knw Swimming?
Brit: S
Sar: Then,Wats the diffrence btw U & DOG?




2day i prepared PUDINA CHICKEN, when i put d pudina suddenly chicken started singing n dancing!!







Hum pe yeh kisne hara rang daala!
maar daala!maar daala!



Ladki Ne Coin Dalke
Wt. Deka, 58kg
Dupata Utari, 56kg
Jacket Utari, 53kg
Aur Coin Khatam.
1 Bhikari Bola
Tu Chalu Rakh Coin Me daluga.. He he...;-)