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Frenship is like a violin, music may stop but strings remain attached for ever... wether u remain in tuch wid me o not, u r alwayz remembrd from heart



Eyes are two,but vision
is one.
Ears are two, but sound
is one.
Legs r two but traveling
is one.
Similarly we r 2 but our
friendship is one.


Rulana har kisi ko ata hai,
Hasaana kisi kisi ko ata hai,
Rula k jo mana le wo sacha yaar hai aur jo rula ke khud b ansu bahaye woh apka pyar hai.........

Love is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.



"Never conclude ur opinion of a person based on his/her present situation bcoz

TIME has the power to change an ordinary coal into a diamond..":-)


TRUTH Of LIFE:
One who wins in love, wins the life.!

But, one who fails in love,can win d world!


Wounded heart is more powerful dan a normal.



If Sum1 ask me Wat is Friendship?
I would sit Next to U,
Pull U Close to Me,
Put my Arms Around U & Say proudly:

"This is Friendship.."

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Sardar:May I come in sir?

Interviewer:Wait please.

Sardhar:75 kg sir!



Whenever u feel lik studying,

go into a room, Jus sit down,
Relax,
TAKE A DEEP BREATH, n
slap urself n say raskal what's this new bad habit


"All Beautiful things start from the heart all bad things start from d mind".
Never let d mind rule ur heart..
Let d heart rule ur mind...


Experienced man says: "The real problem doesnt start wen boy starts looking at a girl, it begins wen she turn n looks back to boy"



Sardarji went to garden to take coconut.he took some amount of cocnt.that garden contains 3 compound & 3 watchman.sardarji give half of coconut to first watchman & 1 give extra.the remainig cocnts half given to 2 watchman &1 give extra.the remaning cocnuts half given to 3 watchman & 1 given to extra.finaly sardarji having 1 cocont.now tell sardarji how many coconut taken?


Mtv joke..
what do u call the band wid all females in it?




FROCK ON... :-)


The best environment day slogan...



'Save Earth, this is the only planet with girls!'

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Rulana har kisi ko ata hai,
Hasaana kisi kisi ko ata hai,
Rula k jo mana le wo sacha yaar hai aur jo rula ke khud b ansu bahaye woh apka pyar hai.........


Santa and banta were fixing a bomb in a car
Santa : Wat would u do if d bomb explodes while fixing?
banta: Dont worry, I have one more



"Learn 2 write ur pains on the sand wer winds of joy can erase it away,
Carve ur hapiness in stone wer even rain can't dare 2 wash it away"

Fool khilkar udas hai,
samandar ko aaj pani ki pyas hai,
ek baar muskura do,
kyonki Ram Gopal Verma ko naye BHOOT ki talash
hai....
please smile...

"Sardar ladki dhekne gaya,aur ladki se pucha,
"Kitne padey ho" Ladki boli "B.A" Sardar bola, Sali, do akshar padi hai aur woh bhi ulta.



Man: Sir my wife is misSing...

Postman:BHAI ye post office hai polic statioN jao...

Man: Sorry sir khusi k mare kuch samajh hee nahi raha.... :-)



Life can give u a hundred reasons 2 cry,but u can give life a thousand reasons 2 smile.B'cz life is 1% how u MAKE IT&99% how u TAKE IT.


British: Do u knw Swimming?
Sardar: No
Brit: Dog is better den u,It Swims
Sar: Do u knw Swimming?
Brit: S
Sar: Then,Wats the diffrence btw U & DOG?




2day i prepared PUDINA CHICKEN, when i put d pudina suddenly chicken started singing n dancing!!







Hum pe yeh kisne hara rang daala!
maar daala!maar daala!



Ladki Ne Coin Dalke
Wt. Deka, 58kg
Dupata Utari, 56kg
Jacket Utari, 53kg
Aur Coin Khatam.
1 Bhikari Bola
Tu Chalu Rakh Coin Me daluga.. He he...;-)