daily sms-51

Worlds best saying by Henry Ford :
Progress isnt made by early risers or hard workers,but by LAZY people ,trying to find easier ways to do d same...


Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki Insan pehle Bandar tha....









dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagata hai ki insan aaj bhi Bandar hai..





3 ways to kill Your self: 1) Hav a Cigar Daily, u'll die 30 yrs early, 2) Hav Drinks Daily,U'll die 10 Yrs early, 3) Luv some gal Truely, U'll die daily...




3rd Standard boy asked teacher:
"Can a 8 Year Girl be pregnant"?
Teacher: No chance.
Then the boy
turned back & said
"Hey Manjula.
No chance
Don't worry!?!






Pj tme:
Q)Wat is dat RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
A:Wear T-SHIRT
Q)Wat is dat RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
A:Group discussion alone








K€€p th€ smil€. L€av€ th€ t€ar.
F€€L th€ joy. Forg€t th€ f€ar.
Hold th€ laugh. L€av€ th€ pain.
B€ happy for€v€r..
Gud morning. Hav€ a nic€ day.