A man asked Wats "LOVE"? A 4 yr girl gav this cute reply. "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left it alone all the day"
Fact of life-
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams".. Bcoz it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!...
Caring is a gift no one can buy. It's made up of love that roots in our hearts & creates memories not just for a while but 4 a lifetime...!good morning
Mr. Ali had 4 sons named Rehmat Ali, Barkat Ali, Mehboob Ali& Altaf Ali. 5th time it was twin. Alis wife decidéd to name them: Bas-Kar-Ali& Reham-Kar-Ali.Gudnit
Judge : As u r a key witness, can u tell me the exact place,
where this man raped your gal frnd ?
Sardar lifted Sardarni's saree
& said : HERE, my lord HERE !!
Happy mother's day... Plz convey my thanx to ur mother who has given me a wonderful friend like U..I Wish,may she be happy n joyful in her life.
Judge: Why did police arrest you?
Politician:It was written on the chest of a female reporter as "PRESS ". So i Pressed.
Bahut der baad station se train chali
muslim bola"ya Ali"
Hindu bola"Jay Bajrang Bali"
Ek aadmi bola, kya "Ali" kya "Bali"
train to baju wali chali, hamari nahi....:)
SARDAR:Is mirror ki kya guarntee hai?
SHOPKEPR:Ise aap 100 floor se niche giraoge,99 floor tak nahi tutega.
SARDAR: Wow,pack kar do
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