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Worlds best saying by Henry Ford :
Progress isnt made by early risers or hard workers,but by LAZY people ,trying to find easier ways to do d same...


Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki Insan pehle Bandar tha....









dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagata hai ki insan aaj bhi Bandar hai..





3 ways to kill Your self: 1) Hav a Cigar Daily, u'll die 30 yrs early, 2) Hav Drinks Daily,U'll die 10 Yrs early, 3) Luv some gal Truely, U'll die daily...




3rd Standard boy asked teacher:
"Can a 8 Year Girl be pregnant"?
Teacher: No chance.
Then the boy
turned back & said
"Hey Manjula.
No chance
Don't worry!?!






Pj tme:
Q)Wat is dat RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
A:Wear T-SHIRT
Q)Wat is dat RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
A:Group discussion alone








K€€p th€ smil€. L€av€ th€ t€ar.
F€€L th€ joy. Forg€t th€ f€ar.
Hold th€ laugh. L€av€ th€ pain.
B€ happy for€v€r..
Gud morning. Hav€ a nic€ day.

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Days may end without seeing u,days may end without talking to u,days may end without messaging u,but the day never ends without remembering u.....




Fill the blanks with
YES/NO/OK
1).......I am not human.
2).......I don't have brain.
3).......I don't have any sense.
4).......I am stupid.
Take ur own time..





Frnds r lik films, sum r musical, sum r romantic, sum r adventures, sum r comedy, sum r tragedy. But very fw r Oscar winning like" U" good night


Don't change ur character for the person u love.. but change urself completely 4 the person who loves u.
Feel the difference.
Thats life..:-)..GOOD MORNIG dear frd.....





Sumtimes Eyes also Get Jealous Of Heart. U Knw Y? Guess.. Its Simple.. Some times Sweet persons Remains Close 2 Heart But Far Away Frm Eyes...



"Kuchh mithe pal yaad aate hain,palko par aansu chod jaate hain,kal koi aur mile to hamein na bhulana kyunki.





"Dosti ke rishte jindagi bhar kaam aate hain".




Wn God helps u in trouble, u believe his ability.Bt wn He does't help u, dnt mistake him bcz dos tyms he believes in ur ability believe in urself.god bles u:-)

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Y we don follow CONSTITUTION?
1)Its adopted,nt our own
2)Ignorance is bliss
3)Reading is nt our habit
4)v r leaders nt followers...




When God opens the window of HEAVEN, if he see me & asks "whats ur wish today? I said LORD take care of the cute one who is reading my sms.!





Secret of bein young:
Sleep at d RIGHT time,Study d RIGHT things,Speak 2 d RIGHT ones,
Eat d RIGHT food,
n tell d WRONG age!


Srdr captured a Pak soldier & gave him a Dice & said,
if u get 1,2,3,4,5 v'l kil u

soldr-Wat if i get 6?
S-U hav 2 play again.



How does a sardarji dial 9845398453?

First he dials 98453 & den presses 'REDIAL'..! Intelligent sardar.
Just like u!!




Small angry,
Silly fights,
Simple sms,
Serious jokes,
Sensitive feelings,
Senseless speak,
mixture of
all the above is'?

D-0-S-T-I.
:-):-)keep smiling :-):-)




" Dosti ko dil se churaya aapne
" Dur rehte huye bhi apna banaya aapne
" Kabhi bhool nahi payenge hum aapko.
" Kyunki yaad rakhna bhi to sikhaya Aapne...



Rat ki tanhai se darte hai hum.
Kagaz ki parchai se darte hai hum duniya sath chale na chale.
Dost apke sath umid rakte hai hum....
Gud Nite Swt Drms...



Good friends care for each other.
Close friends understand each other.
And true friends stay forever beyond Words n Time.
Gd nyt . . .



V often do not express our feelings 4 fear of loosing a relationship but fact is v often loose a beautiful relationship by not expressing our feelings.

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Beauty is to see,
not to touch.

Friendship is to make,
not to break.

What comes & goes it's called a Trend,

only one stay forever it's called a Friend.gm


A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain everything in life...


love Vs exam..
love: one of the hardest things is to have thoughts that u cant express....
Exam: still harder is to express having no thoughts...! :-)



Chupke se chand ki roshni aapki ho jaye, dhire se hava apko kuch keh jaye,jise chahte ho use mang lo khuda se,hum dua karenge apka chand apko mil jaye...




A lonely frog consults a fortune teller & is told not 2 worry. 'U're goin 2 meet a
beautiful young girl', she says, '& she'll wanna know everything abt u.'
'Tat's gr8! Wen will I meet her?' askd d exited frog.
'Next semester, in zoology class.' says d psychic.



What do you call a beautiful woman in West Indies...?























"tourist"

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Worries r Like Birds.. Let Them Fly-over U..
But,Dont Let
Them Build A
Nest In U..!
Life Is A Precious Gift.. Letz Keep it fresh & clean..:-) ..



There is always another chance in life 4 everything, but there is no chance of another life. Enjoy every moment of ur life.....good morning



Words from Heart:
I won't promise to b ur friend 4ever, coz I won't live dat long. But let me be ur friend as long as I live... Good night...


L+O+V+E=
12+15+22+5=54


F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H +I+P=
6+18+9+5+14+4+19+8+9+16
=108
SO
Love+Love
54+54=108
it means friendship is 2times grter than LOVE.
:-):-)keep smiling :-):-)good night



1 Bro- aaj mere paas bangla he gaadi he, paisa hai tumhare paas kya he
2 Bro-mere paas bhi bangala he gaadi he, paisa he

1Bro- aila! to phir maa kiske paas he?



What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!




AMERICAN LADY-V met,fel in luv,we gt engagd,hd a lovely wedin n honeymoon.Then thngs turnd sour,we grew bitter,sepratd n divorced It ws quite a BUSY WEEKEND.


Eyes speak more when a heart starts listening to someone silently and life seems to be more exciting when someone start reading ur eyes silently.Gud mrng..



3 Onion
3 Garlic
5gm Jeera
3 Kali Mirch
2spoon Salt
1cup Water
AUR Thoda sa danya.
Pata hai my kya bana raha hu












Tumhe ULLU... Gn

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No one has ever won the game of chess always moving ahead... Sometimes,we have to move backwards to move ahead sucessfully..
Good night...:-)



Wife: I have become half in 15 days in ur memory, when r u comin to take me home ?
Husband: Wait for another 15 days!!!




Traffic Rules: Do not drink when you are driving. U may spill your drink.. . . .;-)



Q:1 ladki bus stop
pe mobile leke khadi thi. wo kisi ko bhi call/msg nahi kar rahi thi
phir bhi uska balance ja raha tha. Kaise?



Ans
wo 1 pair pe khadi thi.!



GOLDEN WORDS FOR LIFE TIME ...." The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands u...,
it is when u dont understand urself..."good morning :-)




Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,forgot laughter were called SAINTS. But now they r called




"ENGINEERS"


--@ LCS @--

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5 HI-TECH Sardar inventions:
1.Waterproof towel
2.Solar torch
3.Book on how to read
4.Wheelchair with Pedals
5.Umbrella with holes to see if its raining;-)



LOVE:
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.
-Swedish Proverb


Husband:Kal Mere Sapne Me 1 Ladki Ayi T.
Wah!Kya Ladki T!
Wife:Akeli AyiHogi
H:Tumhe Kese Pata
W:Uska Husband Mere SapneMe Aya ta



Open








Wait








Cool








Relax








OK









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Absence should be long enough so that some1 misses YOU.....
It should not be so long that some1 learns to live without YOU..
Gud nite,.

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7 Things stdnts do durin stdy holidys
1Sleep
2Eat
3Sms
4wachTV
5Chat
6Dream f Tuchin books
7Askin othrs kch pada kya?


Sher of the day-

Teri girlfriend kitni bhi Sharif hogi..

Teri girlfriend kitni bhi Sharif hogi..

Par..

Nahati to Nangi hi Hogi...!
Wa wa...



Yad Tujhe na aye meri, aisa hone na denge. Dost tere jaisa hum khone na denge, sharafat se msg karna sikh lo, varna kaan k niche ek khinch k denge.gm..



Teacher: Name an animal which lives in land & water.
Sam: Frog!
Teacher: Good! Now name 3 such animals.
Sam: Frog's mom, frog's dad & frog's sister. . .



Warriors,Wake up.Its Time 4d battle. Refil ur pens,clean d dust on ur txt n notes n xerox books.C ur sylabus & plan ur zones, Prepare wel..War begins on 26 go die in honour (ALL THE BEST)..



Every nice friend is a gift of god. Its one of life's best blessing's, a priceless gift dat can never b Bought sold, or forgotten. Just like you. Gud night...



"Greatness inspires envy


Envy engenders spite



Spite spawns fallacies"
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GOD KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS.
I just messaged 2 say Good night!!!

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A man asked Wats "LOVE"? A 4 yr girl gav this cute reply. "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left it alone all the day"



Fact of life-
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams".. Bcoz it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!...



Caring is a gift no one can buy. It's made up of love that roots in our hearts & creates memories not just for a while but 4 a lifetime...!good morning




Mr. Ali had 4 sons named Rehmat Ali, Barkat Ali, Mehboob Ali& Altaf Ali. 5th time it was twin. Alis wife decidéd to name them: Bas-Kar-Ali& Reham-Kar-Ali.Gudnit



Judge : As u r a key witness, can u tell me the exact place,
where this man raped your gal frnd ?
Sardar lifted Sardarni's saree
& said : HERE, my lord HERE !!




Happy mother's day... Plz convey my thanx to ur mother who has given me a wonderful friend like U..I Wish,may she be happy n joyful in her life.



Judge: Why did police arrest you?
Politician:It was written on the chest of a female reporter as "PRESS ". So i Pressed.




Bahut der baad station se train chali
muslim bola"ya Ali"
Hindu bola"Jay Bajrang Bali"
Ek aadmi bola, kya "Ali" kya "Bali"
train to baju wali chali, hamari nahi....:)



SARDAR:Is mirror ki kya guarntee hai?
SHOPKEPR:Ise aap 100 floor se niche giraoge,99 floor tak nahi tutega.
SARDAR: Wow,pack kar do

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A beautiful msg "Liv wit a prsn who undrstnd u radr dan 1who lvs u coz d 1who undrstnd u wil atomtcly luv u bt d 1who luv u may fail 2undrstnd u"



Pyare se dost ho tum..Har pal mere saath ho tum..Pyar ki ek aas ho tum..Mann ka ek vishwas ho tum..Shayad isi liye bahut yaad ate ho tum..!



TUM PAGAL HO!
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ARRE GUSSA KYON HOTE HO?
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MERA MATLAB HAI,
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P-PYAARE
A-ATTRACTIVE
G-GENIUS
A-ACTIVE
L-LOVELY
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AB KHUSH HO NA?
Gm PAGAL.



Oye papaji,apni pregnant biwi ko itne dard me Hospital ki jagah Pizza Hut Q leja rahe ho?
Srdr:Qki Pizza Hut me dlvry free hai.



TRUE FRNDS r like mornings,u can't have them 4 the whole day but u can b sure they will b there for u today, tomorrow & always.:)



Sum people touch ur heart in such a way dat u cant stop thinkin abt dem..dat is d kind of persn u r 2me.Far yet so near..Simple yet so precious..

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Sum people touch ur heart in such a way dat u cant stop thinkin abt dem..dat is d kind of persn u r 2me.Far yet so near..Simple yet so precious.. .



Keep the lamp of frndship burning with oil of love bcoz sun rise in east & sets in west but frndship rises in Heart & sets aftr Death.
Good evening...



DIS SUMMER

Lives wl chng

Options wl close

Courage wl b shaken

frm d makers of

"SEM 1 EXMS"

Cums d sequel

"SEM 2 XAMS"


COMING SOON
IN COLLEGES NEAR U.



Kya aap ne kabhi
"BHOOT" ko plastic cover mey liptey dekha hai?

Nahi

Waqai nahi?





To Apna college ka ID Card dekh lena...!!!




Student (dost se): "Yaar! dhokha ho gaya"
Dost:"kya hua?" Stdnt: "Maine Papa se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,
unhone books hi bhej di...



A lovely Heart that never hates,
A cute smile that never fades,
smooth touch that never hurts &
strong relationship that never ends. dis is hw i want our bond 2 b.gm.





Sun cant come to earth but send love as rays.
cloud cant come to river but send love as rain.
I cant come to U,but can send my love as msg to U..



UR LOVE TEST:
Just Type
LOVE(space)ur name (space)ur partnr's name&send it to

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Ur father's number.He'll tel ur future..

The Myth of Refreshing the desktop

This valuable info is from a computer expert! Please read it:
THE MYTH OF REFRESHING THE DESKTOP

"Do you refresh your desktop?". Ask this to any Windows user and 99% of them – especially in India - will reply with a "yes". Of course, there are various needs for refreshing the desktop but the majority of people who does it don't even know why he is doing it. Refreshing the desktop is perhaps the biggest computer myth among all Windows users.

Every single person I have met does this or at least used to do it. It's not known who first discovered this remarkably useless trick and what he achieved from it, but it just spread. Most new users learn this trick from other new users without caring to know what it does. Some do it devotedly just because others do it, while some others have various weird explanations for it. A few of them assumes that it refreshes the RAM, while some others believe that doing it will somehow keep their PCs running smooth and easy. I have seen some users obsessed with refreshing the desktop, doing it every 30 seconds or so. They have even learnt the keyboard shortcut - F5 (just to mention, these are the people who never use keyboard shortcuts). They would press the key and wouldn't release it for a long time, sending the desktop into a frenzy of refreshes.

What does a desktop refresh actually do? Refreshing the desktop simply redraws the icons on the desktop. That's it! It doesn't refreshes the RAM. It doesn't clean your PC. It doesn't refreshes your computer the way it does to you when you wake up from a nap. Refreshing the desktop has absolutely no effect on the working or performance of the computer. So why is the tool there? As I said, refresh is used to re-display or redraw the icons on the desktop. Sometimes when you bring some changes to the desktop icons, the change doesn't get reflected instantly. In such cases, refreshing the desktop becomes necessary to bring the change to effect. Say, you have the desktop icons set to arrange themselves alphabetically on your desktop. When you add a new item to the desktop, this item wouldn't get arranged alphabetically, instead it would appear at the bottom of icon list on the desktop, irrespective of it's name. Now if you refresh the desktop, all the icons would be once more arranged alphabetically and the newly added item would go to it's appropriate position. This is what refresh is for. It is to re-display the desktop. Refresh has the same function when done in explorer.

So, if you are in the habit of refreshing the desktop, stop it. You are just wasting your time and effort. And the next time you see a person doing it, don't forget to explain to him the futility of this action.

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"Death is not the greatest loss in life.. The greatest loss is when relationship dies inside us while we are alive....
good morning have a nice day



Raat ati hai sitare lekar, neend aati hai sapne lekar, hamari dua hai, kal ki subah aaye apke liye bahut saari khushiya lekar...


L.K.G boy on phone : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school
today.
Teacher : Who is this?





Boy: This is my FATHER speaking.



A baby mosquito asks permission to its mother 2 go 4 a film. What wil d mother say??









Be careful while audience clap... Good morning.





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It nevr fädes & nevr ends
It önly remìnds us
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ñever perfect wìthöüt ä frend lik U...Gd nt ~¿?@¿?~

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Din me sooraj gayab ho sakta hai roshni nahi, India toss jeet sakta hai match nahi, Dil toot sakta hai pyar nahi, Hum sms karna bhool sakte hai, aapko nahi Good morning




Door of memories will never close,How much v miss our frnds no one knows,
Days will pass like years,And we'll remember the memories in silent tears.



Teacher:Is it posible tat a person Name &Surname both r same?





Srdar:ya,If Lara Dutta marry Brian Lara,she become Lara Lara.




What u'll do if 1 day d whole world'll b on 1 side n u on opposite?






Simple yar..
just turn back n u'll b leader of d whole world!



work smart NOT hard.



In life only two persons can tel u d truth abt yourself: One is the person who is in a bad temper n d other is the one who likes u deeply. Respect both of dem.




"No one is born happy, but every one is born with ability to create happiness".
so make every one Happy by Flashing ur sweetest smile. good morning




Father: The school report gives you 'D' for conduct and an 'A' for courtesy. How did you manage that?
Son: Whenever I punch someone I apologise :-)

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I made a list of special people in my life with pencil, but when I reached ur name,I used pen becz I decided 2 keep u 4ever as my cute & sweet Frnd.




A nice saying : If someone points out your mistake, be happy that atleast they are interested in what you have done! .. :-)




Worying does not take tomorow's trouble,it takes
away today's peace,So dont wory for anythng n keep
ur life movin wit smile.Evrythin wil go great. Gud morning.





5 benefits of kissing:
¤ changes taste
¤ lips never get dry
¤ burns calories
¤ makes face muscles strong
¤ relieves stress

So, keep kissing.
The small children!!




Life was lonely,
no one was there.
I had no gud frend.
And then U came into my life,
i realised,






that








ALONE WAS BETTER.....



Luck is not in your hand, but work is in your hand."your work can make luck, but luck can't make ur work, always trust ur self than luck"...

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B4 i got in touch with u,I used 2 gaze at stars,as they were my, only friends.but after i met u,I started beliveing that, Stars do fall on Earth.!!




Jo Kal tha,use Bhoolkar to dekho,Jo Aaj hai, usey Jeekar to dekho, Aanewala pal khud hi Sawar jaayega,Zara iss Zindagi se mohabbat karke to dekho....



Kafi hai sapne dil ko behlane k liye. Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke Liye. Chahe bhale pade gam se vasta magar EK DOST rakhna sab gam ko bhulane Ke Liye.




Rembr 2 rmbr me,forget 2 4get me.evn if u try 2 rmbr 2 4get mei'll nvr 4get 2 rmbr 2 remind u 2 rmbr me.



Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.




Reactions aftr kissing-

British girl : kiss me deeper-harder.

U.S.girl : roll up ur tongue.

Chinese : bite my lips.

Indian girl : Plz kisiko bolna math han!:)



Sometimes we put walls around our heart, not just to be safe from getting hurt, but also to find out who cares enough to break the walls and get closer..

my photography-2(beautiful flowers)

can u see a bug in the above snap

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A good way to differentiate love and friendship:

"Without u i can't live"- is love.

"U must live, I'm with u" -Thats friendship. Gm


Raat ati hai sitare lekar, neend aati hai sapne lekar, hamari dua hai, kal ki subah aaye apke liye bahut saari khushiya lekar...


It takes 3 words to say "I Love You ",3 minutes to explain,3 hours to demonstrate,but a lifetime to prove it...So think 3 times before you love..


Sardar's Kid comes to school with 1 Black & 1 White Shoes. Teacher: Go home & change. Kid: Koi faayda nahi Sir,ghar mein bhi ek Black aur ek White hi hai.



If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention.. If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion. But if a girl makes a mistake its new generation.;)



Fix ur targt &
find d best route go fast
Dnt allow othrs in ur path
chase those b4 u..If u do these things u vl bcom
d best
TRUCK DRIVER in city
HORN OK PLEASE


Dostika daman kabiNa tute,tum humse hum tumse kabi naRute,Is kadar dosti nibayege ki,A dadkane kamosh hojaye par A dosti naTute...

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F+Frank in mind
R+Real in love
I+Ice speech
E+Endless
Support
N+Nonstop Advice
D+Deep in care
S+sweet in behevior
''FRIENDS'' forever..good morning..have a nice day



SMS Rates.
1992 sms Rs.4
1996 sms Rs.2
2000 sms Rs.1
2004 sms Rs.50p
2006 sms Rs.20p
In 2008 ALL most free
ab tum sms tab karoge jab sms par loan milega Tab na?


Teacher to Raju:
What's ur name?
'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
'When I ask a Qs in Eng, answer it in Eng.'
'My name is Sunlight.'


I hav a lovely gift 4 u

close ur eyes..

ready..

1


2


3


u didnt close ur eyes So no gift... goodnite




THOUGHT OF DA DAY: Whom U don't want 2day,U'll need them 2morow. Whom U reject 2day,'ll nvr acept U 2morow again.

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If 007 is
James Bond ,
Who is 111 ?



Try.....try.....



It Simple....
Its also
James Bond,
in Binary Form !! We're Engineers,think different!


Certain people touch ur heart & u can't stop thinkng abt them.That's the kind of person u are!
Far yet so near,
Simple yet so precious...




Frendship needs no promises,no demands,no expectations. It just needs 2 people : one cute like me & one smart like u......




Every life in this world is painted by god's own hand.Iam thankful 2 god bcos when he painted my life he included 1 lovely friend like U.....




A word to say,
a word to hear, even in ur absence I feel u near,
our relation
is strong,
hope it goes long,and we remain friends till d HEART goes on.!



CoOl tHOught: iF we wEre bOrn knOwing eveRythiNg,wAt woUld wE dO wIth alL thiS tiMe oN tHe plaNet.... Be prOud tO sAy "I DON'T KNOW"....:-)