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WARNING:-
When
sum1 tells U..

''I luv U
frm d bottom
of my heart''

b careful
coz it means
thr is enuf place @ d top
4 sum1 else ;-)


While Dad was polishing his new car,his 4yr old son pickedup a stone & scratched lines on d side of d car.In his anger,Dad took d child's hand & hit it many times,not realizing he was using a wrench.At d hospital, his child said,"Dad,when will my fingers grow back?" Dad was so hurt.He went back to the car kicked it many times... Sitting back he looked at the scratches.The child wrote 'DAD I LOVE YOU' .Anger and Love has no limits...



"F"l"o"w"e"r"f"u"l"
Morning,
"C"o"l"o"u"r"f"u"l"
Noon,
"J"o"y"f"u"l"
Evning,
"P"e"a"c"e"f"u"l"
Night,
B happy its a
"F"a"n"t"a"s"t"i"c"
day 4U... Good mrng.


A rain drop looks very small but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall.
An sms looks very small but a sending heart remembers u a lot....:-)



When time is fast,when moments r hard,when everyone is busy, when seconds are few, this 'sms' says that 1 of ur frnd still remembers u. Gdnite.


Days may end without seeing u. Days may end without talking 2 u. Days may end without messaging u. But the day never ends without remembering u...Gud nyt.


Luv says, 'If u evr need nethng, i'l b there..' whereas, frenship says, ' u'l nvr need nethng, if i'm there...'


Love is not winning someone but loosing urself 2 someone,when you are loved by some1 it's not due to ur excellence of mind but due to purity of ur heart. ..

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Try to understand me & dont disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night i didnt
leep becoz of u. So dont play with my life,







Sardar told to mosquito.




Pj!!
Do u knw whic is d Oldest Animal in d World?
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Zebra!!
Bcoz,
it is still
BLACK n WHITE!!





Once mickey and donald had a fight.Donald banged Mickey on the wall..Soon mickey was found writing Ramayana Y?



Coz mickey had bcum "Wallmickey":-)




Srdr fixed his marriage on 2nd march He sent invitation 2 his frnds like this, 'marriage is on march 2nd plz come on 1st night'.




Discussing your fears with your partner, being honest about your expectations in the open will lessen the suspicions you have about the other person...





Wat is STATUS.?


Its d Money we spend which is not ours, To Buy d things which we dont need,To Impress ppl whom we dnt know..!
krazy but true..

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Success is not permanent and failure is not final. So, never stop working after success and never stop trying after failure....!!


Rich FRIEND travel in cars, Poor FRIEND travel in Bus, But sweet FRIEND Travel in my Heart !! Please continue Your journy in my Heart. . .


A Frnd lik u is d gift whch prints d smile in my Heart n gives memories tht will stay with me not for a while but for the lifetime:-).


Ek prem kahani ka ajeeb ENDING:

propose kiya tha SMS se,
Propose tha SMS se,

jo uski Shaadi tak
PENDING tha spice ka network problem se!?



A short n cute proverb
"You have to learn lessons also from others mistakes
because,
you will not get time to do all the mistakes" :-)


Sun makes moon shine
Curent makes bulbs shine
Wax makes candles shine But,i'm realy confusd
Wat makes ur teeth shine?

'Harpic'or 'domex'?? :-D




Kareeb se apko dekha to apna paya,Jab apko dosti me Azmaya to apna paya,Apko kya naam du samajh me nhi aata. DOST- JINDAGI ya mera SAYA!

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HUm uthke chale unki mehfil se,
Pichhe se usne pukara nahi.
Fir khud hi ruk gaye kadam,
Kyunki uske bin mera guzara nahi.......


How Can a Father Make his Daughter walk on the Street Looking Down the Earth??




Just Gift Her a Mobile with Free Sms..good morning..!




After robbing a Bank d robber askd a Clerk: Did U see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes
He was $hot dead
To 2nd Clerk: Did u?
No, but my wife did...:-D


sard1: do u know english?
sard2: yes
s1: :ok,
then tell me what is the opposit of NAG PANCHAMI?
s2: so simple
NAAG DO NOT PANCHAMI!!!!! hahaha...



Always have a smile on your face,
u know y?

Bcoz who knows tomorrow i may


break your teeth for not msging Me. So always keep smiling:-)


Sardar ne nayi chaddi li,wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar kar ke dikhata raha,fir Ghar aaya aur dekha to

?
AAILA!
CHADDI
ALMAARI me hi thi!



As precious as u r to me,
As preciou$ no one can ever b,
I know frnds r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I nvr want to lose.




"SONE" ke kitne bhi tukade karlo uski kimat kam nahihoti vaise hi, aap jaise "DOST" kitne bhi door ho, aapki "DOSTI" "DILSE" kam nahi hota......

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Try 2 understand me&dont disturb me mor
Last night i didnt sleep becoz of u
So dont play with my life,sardar told2 mosquito



True Bravery:
Coming late 2 collg,
hair colord,
cel in hand.

princi in clas staring at u..

& u say:
Dude,nxt tim dont wait4 me 2 start d class...


Usko chaha bhi to izhar karna na aya,
Kat gayi umar saari humhe pyar karna na aya,
Usne manga bhi agar kuch to judai mangi
Aur hame inkar bhi karna na aya...ge.




MEN's TOP 7 LIES:
1.It wont happen again
2.i m single
3.She was just a frnd
4.Im Sorry
5.i love u
6.i dont wanna loose u
7.im not lying... :-)



Easy to lose someone by saying lie..... but difficult to get back that person by saying true..... its a fact in everybody's life. .


"A Good Plan of Today is Better than a Great Plan of Tomorrow". "Look Backward with Satisfaction and look Forward with Confidence"..


A spl poem 4 a frnd: Love s like a silent rose wit evry petal f gold. But frndship s like a living flower wit love in every fold..Gud mornin...have a nice day..


Girl: Wil U marry me?
srdr: no in our fmly we marry only relativs, for ex, my mumy mrid dady, aunty marid uncle.So i mry my wife only..


1970's saying: frnds remembr u during gud time nd forget durng bad time.

Yestrdays obsravation :-
Frnds remembr wen msgs cost 1 paise nd forget wen msgs r charged 1Re.!!!


"Every painful situation is a gift 4m God 2 make u unique 4m others" So let us learn 2 njoy the pain to b the best in our Life